Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Happy Holidays From The American Cartoon Federation!

Happy Holidays!




See Ya,Space Cowboy....In 2016!

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Top 10 Biggest Disney F-Ups of 2015!

Sometimes Iger and his cronies just Live to piss us off. Hannah Montana,that retched excuse for a TV show,has returned to Disney Channels Line-up. It's official,Ben Sherwood is a brainless cronie.

Hey,Iger,you Asshole! Do you know the Real reason Your Networks are loosing viewers? It's because of You and your Retarded Cronies and your gross mishandeling of your networks. So don't you DARE blame Cable TV for shit that You and your minions are responsable for. I miss the Eisner Era...... F-YOU,IGER!!

Inspired by the Huge F-Up,I've decided to list the 10 biggest F-ups that Disney made in 2015.

Dishonorable Mention - Disney Park Peril: Nothing too exciting happening at these parks,have a nice day.

#10 - Incredibles 2 - Delayed: In favor of Cars 3,a movie we DIDN'T need (or want). 

#9 - The Lion Guard,The Babies Guard: The 1st Disney show drawn in Classic Disney style in years,and it's this lame peice of Baby Crap! What A Waste! 

#8 - Canadian Idiot (shows): More Canadian Shows has been announced for next year. *facepalm*

#7 - Mickey Mouse - Returning Babysitter: Just announced this year,A new Mickey Mouse series will be coming.......and it's a Pre-school show! Walt would NEVER do this to the Mouse. Suck It,Iger!

#6 - Bob Iger - Money Waster: Instead of using Disney's money for things that we fans would like,Iger wastes it on crap that we Don't want.

#5 - Gender Confusion XD: Disney XD airs Doll and stuffed animal commercials constantly. Are you Igerites Sure this Network is Supposed to be for Boys 9-14? That's what you retards said right? 

#4 - Program Mis-direction: The program direction of Disney XD is still pukish. Why must you be so brainless,Ben Sherwood? Why?

#3 - The Dis-eased Channel: It just keeps getting worse and worse. Besides return of Hannah Montana,we have many more Teeny-Bopper sitcoms coming soon. Not to mention more baby crap. Iger Must Die!

#2 - Live Action Movie Remakes,Just What We Never Wanted: These remakes of Disney's animated classics range from mediocre to terrible. It's Iger's attempt to erase the past. Oh and against the fans wishes,Iger is giving Maleficent a sequel. Iger's such a piss-off,isn't he?

#1 - Hi,I'm Robert Iger and I Wanna Give A Big F-You to the Fans (AGAIN!): Choosing Hannah Montana,Zack and Cody,Wizards of Waverly Place,Fish Hooks,and The Retarded Sitcoms Over Kim Possible and Other Cool Disney Shows. UNFORGIVABLE! Bob Iger,Why can't you and your cronies just listen to us? We obviously know better than you.

As you can see,Bob Iger continues to insult (and in hannah montana's case,assault) everyones intellegence and is Raping Disney. Uncle Walt would be pissed off as much as we are at the gross mishandling of the House of Mouse. This is the REAL reason why The Disney Networks are loosing ratings (it's NOT cable tv!)

Uncle Walt is in Heaven,but YOU Bob Iger Will be going to Hell....along with all of your cronies. Anne Sweeney Especially!

I Really REALLY Miss the Eisner Era! At least He knew how to to Television the right way.

We will never Ever forgive Bob Iger and his minions for what they're doing to The Company that Walt built. Bob Iger is the Anti-Disney....and that's a bad thing,a very bad thing.

I would start a petition to have Bob Iger removed from power,but,sadly,he seems to be a Villian With Good Publicity ala Lex Luthor.

That's gonna do it for this list. One more post until Holiday Vacation.

Monday, December 7, 2015

Top 20 Underrated Cartoon Gems

This Is An ACF Special Presentation!

Thundercats,The Real Ghostbusters,Ducktales,Batman:The Animated Series,Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,The Simpsons,The PowerPuff Girls,Garfield and Friends,Gravity Falls. What do all of these shows have in common? They are all well known and well beloved.

.....And because of that,they can't be on this list.

This list will comprise of 20 of the most underrated animated gems,including shows that aren't that well known.

This Is The List of Underrated Gems!

Honorable Mention - Thundarr The Barbarian: Sure you may call this 80's classic a He-Man rip-off,but this show is very different from Masters of the Universe. The action scenes and animation are superior too. Even though the show was short lived,it remains an underrated classic to this day.
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#20 - The Tick: While popular back in the day,this fun show has been largely forgotten nowadays. The show's abserdist humor and hero parodies make this show a joy to watch. Spoooooooon!

#19 - Silverhawks: This show makes the list because it's always in the shadow of Thundercats. In it's own right,Silverhawks is just as fun to watch as Thundercats. The characters are cool and the action is great. Partly Metal,Partly Real,All Awesome!

#18 - The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers: An Animeish show from the 80's with a great story and plenty of awesome action. It was also the 1st "kids" cartoon not to sugercoat death. No Guts,No Glory!

#17 - Bionic Six: Another cool animeish show from the 80's and one thats way too tough to find on Youtube. I doubt they have this show on DVD or Blu-ray. Bionic Six is a fun show with great action scenes and a decent story. The animation is awesome too. Bionics On,Super Future Family!

#16 - Men In Black: The Series: Everyone knows the M.IB.,but very few knew that they had an Animated Series. Agent J and Agent K in animated form are just as good as(maybe even better than) their live action counterparts. All the freaky and kooky aliens the M.I.B meet make this show a great watch. The Worms,however,make this show a Can't Miss. The M.I.B,saving the Earth from the scum of the Universe!

#15 - Dan Vs.: A modern underrated gem that Nikki Reed and Henry Schleiff would love everyone to forget. Dan Vs. is about a guy named Dan raging against the many things that annoy him most. It's a fun show with likable characters,so give this series a shot. Plus,it's made with adults in mind,but still ok for older kids to watch.

#14 - Max Steel (the original series): This show has been long forgotten since it aired on KidsWB all those years ago. It was the blocks 1st CGI animated series and one that was awesome. The show later was picked up by Cartoon Network,but was dropped a year later. Going Turbo!

#13 - Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist: Another adult sitcom that's (mostly) safe for older kids to watch. This show is about a therapist that helps comedians with their problems. This is yet another fun show that has been forgotten. Thanfully,unlike most shows on this list,you can find this series on DVD. The Doctor Is In!

#12 - The Critic: A funny animated sitcom that lived its life in the shadow of the Simpsons. Jay Shermen is a movie critic that reviews movies and often times gives them a bad reveiw. Outside of work,He is a single parent living in hollywood and is best known for his signature catchphrase: "It Stinks!" Another fun show made for adults that older kids can watch. It Stinks? I Think Not!

#11 - W.I.T.C.H.: One of the very few Underrated Animated Gems from Disney. The Animeish style,fun characters,and near-engaging story make this show a true animated gem. Guardians Unite!

#10 - Hi! Hi! Puffy Ami Yumi: An animated show based on J-Rock group,Puffy. This was Cartoon Network's tribute to Anime. This long-forgoton animated gem was one of Cartoon Network's last good shows. Even more sad....Only a Small Handful Of Episodes Made It To DVD!! *facepalm*

#9 - Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego: One of the most underrated shows on the Fox Kids Block. Carmen Sandiego may have had educational stuff in it,but it was much more than Edutainment. It was an Adventure Show first and formost. This was a fun watch and if you can find this series on DVD,by all means buy it.

#8 - The Bots Master: Another show with Anime influence. This one comes from the early 90's. It's about a cool guy and his Bots (called boyz) battling an evil corperation and their robots. This show was action pact and a delight to watch on Sunday Mornings. It's Laser Time,Boyz!

#7 - Mummies Alive: One of the Final good shows from DiC. Mummies Alive is yet another Sunday Morning gem that people tend to forget about. If you like Action Cartoons and Mummies,this series has them both in spades..with a little Sentai thrown in. Let's Kick Tut!

#6 - Bravestarr: In New Texas,Marshal Bravestarr,a lawman with great powers,battles a host of vicious outlaws. This Show Is Great. It combines Westerns,Sci-Fi,and Super Heroes all in one show. Plus,Bravestarr is one of the very first Native American Super Heroes! All brought to you by our friends at Filmation. Eye Of The Hawk! Ears Of The Wolf! Strength Of The Bear! Speed Of The Puma! Bravestarr is Awesome!

#5 - Histeria: A show about history.....done in a very comedic matter. I used to love watching this show every afternoon on KidsWB. But,in recent times,many have forgotten this series. Such a shame,as it's one of the most entertaining cartoons that Warner Bros. has ever produced. If you have a chance to find this show,watch it.

#4 - The Big Guy and Rusty: Yet another show that pays homage to various Robot Anime,with Rusty being an obvious nod to Astro Boy. The show aired on Fox Kids for 2 seasons,but soon after,it was never aired again. The show was a fun one and it's a shame this series never made it to DVD. Sony owns the rights to this series I think.

#3 - The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest: An awesome 90's take on the classic Hannah-Barbera series. Despite being on Cartoon Network many times during it's golden days,It's never thought about anymore. To make matters worse,the series is very tough to find on DVD. If you do find both seasons on DVD,consider yourself lucky.

#2 - Kaijudo: Rise of the Duel Masters: Another show that has been tossed away in the trash by Henry Schleff when he turned The Hub into Discovery Family. Kaijudo is an American remake of the Anime Duel Masters and a great one. The show lasted for 2 seasons and was taken off the air almost immediatly after the final episode (thanks to that idiot nikki reed). This show deserved post-series reruns.

#1 - The Centurions: This was one of the most underrated shows ever. Not only is this series nnovative (for the time),but it provides some of the best art and anination of the 80's. The action scenes are top notch too (by 80's cartoon standards,at least). Power X-treme!
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And there you have it,20 of the most Underrated Cartoon Gems. This list was something that was spur-of-the-moment,but kinda needed.

Next up on ACF...Just a few more posts before I take Holliday Vacation!

Friday, December 4, 2015

Ultimate Boss: Dual Animation/Family Network Part 3.

Welcome to Part 3 of The Ultimate Boss:Dual Animation/Family Network. In this part,We'll be taking a look at the Networks starting line-up.

Now,due to the uncertainty of what shows will be on the line up,I will listing the types of shows instead.

Here's what I will air on Weekdays.

12 am -  Paid Programming
12.5 am - Paid Programming
1 am - Paid Programming
1.5 am - Paid Programming
2 am - Off Air
2.5 am - Off Air
3 am - Off Air
3.5 am - Off Air
4 am -   Off Air
4.5 am -  Off Air
5 am - Paid Programming          
5.5 am - Paid Programming
6 am -  Paid Programming
6.5 am - Paid Programming
7 am - News
7.5 am - News
8 am - Classic Animated Show
8.5 am - Classic Animated Show
9 am - Classic Animated Show  
9.5 am - Classic Animated Show
10 am - Religious Programming
10.5 am - Religious Programming
11 am - Classic Show
11.5 am - Classic Show
12 pm - Classic Show
12.5 pm - Classic Show
1 pm - Classic Show
1.5 pm - Classic Show
2 pm - Classic Animated Show
2.5 pm -  Classic Animated Show
3 pm -  Classic Animated Show
3.5 pm - Classic Animated Show
4 pm - Animated Action Show
4.5 pm - Animated Action Show
5 pm - Animated Action Show
5.5 pm - Animated Action Show
6 pm -  Animated Action Show
6.5 pm - Animated Action Show
7 pm - News
7.5 pm - News
8 pm - Retro Sitcom/MVW Retro Reality TV (on thursdays)
8.5 pm - Retro Sitcom/MVW Retro Reality TV (on thursdays)
9 pm - Retro Sitcom
9.5 pm -  Retro Sitcom
10 pm -  Movie
10.5 pm - Movie
11 pm -  Movie
11.5 pm - Movie
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Here's what I will air on Saturdays.

12 am -  Paid Programming
12.5 am - Paid Programming
1 am - Paid Programming
1.5 am - Paid Programming
2 am - Off Air
2.5 am - Off Air
3 am - Off Air
3.5 am - Off Air
4 am -   Off Air
4.5 am -  Off Air
5 am -   Paid Programming        
5.5 am - Paid Programming
6 am -  Paid Programming
6.5 am - Paid Programming  
7 am - News
7.5 am - News
8 am - Saturday Morning Cartoons
8.5 am - Saturday Morning Cartoons
9 am - Saturday Morning Cartoons  
9.5 am - Saturday Morning Cartoons
10 am -  Saturday Morning Cartoons
10.5 am - Saturday Morning Cartoons
11 am - Saturday Morning Cartoons
11.5 am - Saturday Morning Cartoons
12 pm - Original Programming
12.5 pm - Original Programming
1 pm - Original Programming
1.5 pm -  Original Programming
2 pm - Original Programming
2.5 pm -  Original Programming
3 pm -  Movie
3.5 pm - Movie
4 pm -  Movie
4.5 pm - Movie
5 pm - Classic Show
5.5 pm - Classic Show
6 pm -  Classic Show
6.5 pm - Classic Show
7 pm -  Retro Sitcom
7.5 pm - Retro Sitcom
8 pm - Retro Sitcom
8.5 pm - Retro Sitcom
9 pm -  Animated Action Show or Anime
9.5 pm -  Animated Action Show or Anime
10 pm -  Animated Action Show or Anime
10.5 pm - Animated Action Show or Anime
11 pm -  Animated Action Show or Anime
11.5 pm - Animated Action Show or Anime
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Here's what I will air on Sundays.

12 am - Paid Programming
12.5 am - Paid Programming
1 am - Paid Programming
1.5 am - Paid Programming
2 am - Off Air
2.5 am - Off Air
3 am - Off Air
3.5 am - Off Air
4 am -   Off Air
4.5 am -  Off Air
5 am - Paid Programming          
5.5 am - Paid Programming
6 am -  Paid Programming
6.5 am - Paid Programming
7 am - News
7.5 am - News
8 am - Religious Programming
8.5 am - Religious Programming
9 am - Sunday Morning Cartoons  
9.5 am - Sunday Morning Cartoons
10 am - Sunday Morning Cartoons
10.5 am - Sunday Morning Cartoons
11 am - Sunday Morning Cartoons
11.5 am - Sunday Morning Cartoons
12 pm - Original Programming
12.5 pm - Original Programming  
1 pm - Original Programming
1.5 pm - Original Programming
2 pm - Original Programming
2.5 pm -  Original Programming
3 pm - Movie
3.5 pm - Movie  
4 pm - Movie
4.5 pm - Movie
5 pm - Classic Show
5.5 pm - Classic Show
6 pm -  News
6.5 pm - News
7 pm - MVW Crash
7.5 pm - MVW Crash
8 pm - Retro Sitcom
8.5 pm - Retro Sitcom
9 pm - Retro Sitcom
9.5 pm - Retro Sitcom
10 pm - Retro Sitcom
10.5 pm - Retro Sitcom
11 pm -  Classic Show
11.5 pm - Classic Show

Yes! I Finally git thjs done! Not a bad starting line-up,eh?

And Unlike some Family Networks,this line-up will be always consistant. That's gonna do it for this edition of Ultimate Boss.

Stay Gold and See ya.